you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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