he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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