I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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