I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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