If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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