Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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