her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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