So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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