i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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