we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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