We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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