Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No subtext here. People are naked.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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