How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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