Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You are the jesus of drinking
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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