omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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