rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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