That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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