Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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