You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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