The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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