have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Randomize