I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
there was a trapeze. enough said
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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