I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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