If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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