i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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