No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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