i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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