She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I had to cum in my sink.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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