What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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