it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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