you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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