I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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