I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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