high people should be assigned attendants
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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