She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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