the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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