I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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