Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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