I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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