i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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