xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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