...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she woke up with a sticky ear
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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