a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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