You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
a search helicopter?!
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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