She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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