We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
and she was petting her beer can
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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