you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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