I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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