So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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