i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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